[right after Red finds out Eric kissed another girl and cheated on Dona]
Red: Dona is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?..
Eric: I don’t know. It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Red Forman: Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you? is because you’re a dumbass. (That ’70s Show)

e ciudat sa incerci sa ascunzi ceva, cand de fapt nu ai nimic de ascuns.